By In the spirit of this season’s new men’s bobsled program, I’m sharing a “how to” on how to get started. Don’t worry, it’s not too complicated. Just do as the program says and you will succeed.
Bobsleds are another fun, competitive sport to get into. Not only are you good at it, but you’ll also have a lot of friends with the right gear. But the good news is, it’s not that hard to get into.
This is the part where you go to an event and you find out that your favorite bobsledder has been gone for three weeks. You search all day and all night looking for him, and come up empty. And then you check into a hotel and get taken by surprise to a bobsled track. It’s kind of like watching a bunch of random people in a bar fight each other for a drink, except it’s at a track so nobody will be hurt.
So, you’re in a bar with some random people and a bunch of random races. The races all go well, and you get to ride up to your first track. The racers start rolling in, and everyone starts talking about their new bobsled. Then, a really hot guy comes up and grabs you and pulls you towards him. The guy has a very aggressive grip, and you suddenly realize that its not going to be smooth sailing.
Basically, this is a bobsled race where you have five seconds to make your way to the finish line. The first person to finish first is the winner. At least, that’s the way it looks in the trailer.
But, in the end, the race is a bit more interesting than that. The guy who doesn’t make it to the podium has some serious issues, including being a closet homophobic man who likes to do stuff like grab your ass and pull you towards him. When you get to have a conversation with him about this you realize that you don’t want to have this discussion with anyone else.
The guy who is going to win is a guy named Andrew. He has a serious issue with one of the guys in the race. Andrew has some crazy fetish for women’s tighty whities, and he has a lot of them in his closet. But he’s also an athlete, and he can’t go through with this because of his team-mate’s family, who is a very strong swimmer.
Of course the men on that team are all men so that wont be issue, but the womens tighty whity fetish is a very real issue. In fact, a womens tighty whity fetish has been a real issue in the bobsledding scene for quite some time. Some of the most famous ladies in the sport have had some form of these types of fetishes and this is one of the reasons it’s so hard for the ladies in the sport to find dates.
The most popular thing to do in the bobsled world is to get a woman into a bobsled. Even if you do find a woman who enjoys it, it can be a very long process. It is not uncommon to find women that can’t even go through with the whole thing. But, if you are lucky, you will find one that will go through with it.
A lot of the women of a certain age or size have these kinds of fetishes. Bouncing on the back of a horse, riding a sled, or even riding in a rollercoaster or ice-ramp are some of the most common things that happen. But, a lot of the time, the ladies are in it just for the experience.
